Guess what, butt-rockers? According to former Poison frontman/current reality T.V. “star” Bret Michaels’ official Myspace page, he’s going to be playing at the state fair in Great Falls, Montana on August 1st! Yay…?
What is with Great Falls and their affinity for everything Eighties? First they booked Warrant (you know, the “Cherry Pie” guys) for their Thunder in the Falls music festival in 2007, and now they hire Bret Michaels, another voice of the Eighties, to grace (blemish) their state fair with his vast musical catalog of hard-rockers (shitty songs) and tear-jerkers (even shittier songs)?
How many of you think you’re going to go? It could actually be fun. I think I’d go if he A) brought his tour bus filled with whores, B) let me hang out inside said tour bus, and C) provided me with a hazmat suit before entering said tour bus so as to avoid any and all diseases and viruses that may be festering in that cesspool of sin.
Here’s a picture of Kermit the Frog:
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haha…i actually partook in the warrant concert when they were in glendive…totally hilarious. white trash, plus booze, plus 80s butt rock. need i say more?
OMG. LOVED this blog.
That picture of Kermit the Frog was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Dropped me, not gonna lie. Well played.
Hey leave the butt rockers alone, and great falls too, unless you are ripping on someone from GFH. Just because you lived during the 80s does not mean you lived the 80s. Sure maybe the butt rockers of the 80s were so-so musicians, maybe they nailed anything with a heart beat, and maybe on occasion they drank to much or did too much heroin. Does that make them bad people…well maybe a little, but that is not the point. the point is they wore make-up and used hairspray and that is just plain awesome.