Bret Michaels!

Guess what, butt-rockers?  According to former Poison frontman/current reality T.V. “star” Bret Michaels’ official Myspace page, he’s going to be playing at the state fair in Great Falls, Montana on August 1st! Yay…?

What is with Great Falls and their affinity for everything Eighties? First they booked Warrant (you know, the “Cherry Pie” guys) for their Thunder in the Falls music festival in 2007, and now they hire Bret Michaels, another voice of the Eighties, to grace (blemish) their state fair with his vast musical catalog of hard-rockers (shitty songs) and tear-jerkers (even shittier songs)?

How many of you think you’re going to go?  It could actually be fun.  I think I’d go if he A) brought his tour bus filled with whores, B) let me hang out inside said tour bus, and C) provided me with a hazmat suit before entering said tour bus so as to avoid any and all diseases and viruses that may be festering in that cesspool of sin.

Here’s a picture of Kermit the Frog: