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100 Book BBC Challenge

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This is a thread that’s been going around Facebook for quite some time now.  Apparently the folks at the British Broadcasting Corporation (or Company) put together a list of what they consider to be the 100 most important books EVER.  My uncle, the very studious, erudite scholar Bishop Savas Zembillas, has read 51 of the books on this list.  I’m bored, so I’m going to do the same.  I’m just going to put an X by the books I have read.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen X
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien X
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling X
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee X
6 The Bible X
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell X
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman X
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens X
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (Complete? Really?!)
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien X
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald X
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis X
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis X
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini X
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell X
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown X
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding X
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert X
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck X
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold X
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens X
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce X (This book is a BITCH.)
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens X
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White X
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad X
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare X
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables X

26 out of 100.  I have some reading to do.  But if you divide the Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, and The Chronicles of Narnia into their individual books, I’d have a bit more.  Either way, I’m going to hit the books.  I’m reading Dan Simmons’ Hyperion, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and a biography on Abraham Lincoln at the moment, none of which are on the list, but perhaps I’ll try and tackle something like The Count of Monte Cristo or A Tale of Two Cities once I’m done with all of them.

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LOST (It’s About Time)!

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I haven’t blogged about LOST in a while.

(I just noticed something–there’s a bit of a pun in title, isn’t there?)

Anyway, I know that a few of you out there are LOST junkies, just like me.  What do you think about the new season?  Let me interrupt you and give you my opinion: I think it’s f**king kick ass.   As I said in an earlier blog, they were straddling the regular fiction/science fiction line for so long it was getting extremely frustrating.

If it was just regular fiction without any supernatural elements, then there had to be plausible and realistic explanations for all the crazy shit that happened on the Island.  But now that it’s full-on sci-fi, the possibilities are endless!  I have no idea how the hell they’re going to end the show, similar to how I have no idea how the f**k they’re going to bring BSG to a close; but that really excites me.

Stories are so much better when the plot defies ever one of your expectations, and the proof is in the pudding with this show and with BSG.  I mean, we all thought the main resolution of the show was going to be them getting of the Island, right? Then, all of a sudden, the writers come out and hit you in the nuts.  BAM!  It’s not about getting off the Island!  They’re geniuses, I say.

What do you guys think about LOST this year?  Can we at least agree that it’s much better than “Heroes,” which has fully revealed itself as a watered-down X-Men ripoff?

Speaking of X-Men, Gambit is my favorite.

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He’s a badass.  And guess what? He’s going to be in the upcoming Wolverine movie! Yay!

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“Funny Story” Starring a Mannequin

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(Note: I Google searched “mannequin” and received nothing but really awkward mannequin pictures.  So to make up for it, I included a picture of Jack’s Mannequin’s album, Everything in Transit. It’s a very good album.)

Funny story. (scratches upper lip)

I was on my way back from picking up the office mail at the post office yesterday morning when I came across something very peculiar.  On Main Street, in between my place of employment and the downtown post office, is Universal Athletic Service, a sports store that has been for quite a while.  They usually have a mannequin decked out in Cats gear from head to toe in the front window, perhaps thinking that Cats gear is something desirable.  I don’t get it, either.

Anyway, one of the gals who works at UAS was in the front window re-outfitting the mannequin.  Sounds harmless, right?  Well, it wasn’t.  It looked pretty damn weird.  When I walked past the window, she was on her knees with the male mannequin facing her, giving Main Street a good view of his backside.  At the moment I walked by, she was, like I said, on her knees with the male mannequin facing her with his pants around his knees, making it look–however briefly–like she was servicing the poor mannequin.  I looked at her with what I’m sure was a shit-eating grin on my face, made eye contact, and then walked off.

I’m positive she could have read my lips when I said, “Wow, that looks really awkward.”  I chuckled about it for the rest of the day.

Anyway, do any of you like movies about gladiators?

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Bret Michaels!

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Guess what, butt-rockers?  According to former Poison frontman/current reality T.V. “star” Bret Michaels’ official Myspace page, he’s going to be playing at the state fair in Great Falls, Montana on August 1st! Yay…?

What is with Great Falls and their affinity for everything Eighties? First they booked Warrant (you know, the “Cherry Pie” guys) for their Thunder in the Falls music festival in 2007, and now they hire Bret Michaels, another voice of the Eighties, to grace (blemish) their state fair with his vast musical catalog of hard-rockers (shitty songs) and tear-jerkers (even shittier songs)?

How many of you think you’re going to go?  It could actually be fun.  I think I’d go if he A) brought his tour bus filled with whores, B) let me hang out inside said tour bus, and C) provided me with a hazmat suit before entering said tour bus so as to avoid any and all diseases and viruses that may be festering in that cesspool of sin.

Here’s a picture of Kermit the Frog:

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The Oscars

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Every year I try to make a point to see all five nominated films for Best Picture before the Oscar ceremony.  I’ve only managed to do it once, but I’ve been pretty consistent in seeing between three and four out of the five for the past several years.  It’s the same story this year, as well.  Ouf of the five films nominated for Best Picture, I’ve seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk, Slumdog Millionaire, and Frost/Nixon, making the oddly-placed The Reader the only film I haven’t seen.

And you know what? I have no intention of seeing it.  I don’t care how good it might be, it does not deserve to be in the fifth spot while brilliant films such as–you guessed it–The Dark Knight and Mickey Rourke’s The Wrestler were left unnoticed.  I don’t think The Reader has a chance in hell of winning, so it’s really pointless for me to go see it and weigh its chances of winning the golden statue.  I mean, both The Wrestler and The Dark Knight were among the best-reviewed films of the year and were nominated for many other awards ceremonies, with TDK garnering more box office success than any film in history, save for one film that came out a little over a decade ago about some famous boat that sank.  I can’t recall the name at the moment.

TDK and The Wrester‘s ommissions for The Reader are a travesty, simply put.  And that’s all I have to say about that.  But out of the four films that I have seen, my pick for Best Picture is going to Slumdog Millionaire, which was directed by Danny Boyle of Trainspotting, 28 Days Later and Sunshine fame.  You won’t see a more beautifully shot or perfectly crafted film this year.  My second choice of the selected four is Milk, followed by Benjamin Button and then Frost/Nixon.  If The Wrestler were nominated, it would have been my number two choice, for whatever that’s worth.

Anyway, I’m going to step off my soapbox now.  Enjoy the Oscars.

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3OH!3

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On Monday night, I made it back from a long weekend in Denver, U.S.A. to see my pal James and celebrate my 24th birthday.  Sweet Christ, I’m getting old.  While in Denver, we listened to a lot of music from a Colorado-based band called 3OH!3.  Named after the state of Colorado’s area code, this crunk rap-dance duo is, in a way, the Colorado version of The Clintons.  They got their start playing in small clubs as college students, appealed to the younger, college-age demographic, and then expanded out to the rest of the United States.  Their songs are as catchy as they are hilarious.  Check out their video to “Holler Til’ You Pass Out” on Youtube and watch them lay the smackdown on the basketball court against a bunch of punk-ass fifth graders.

Edit:  Here’s a link to their MySpace page.  Their best and catchiest tune is probably their MTV hit, “Don’t Trust Me.”

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Denver Bound

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I’m leaving on a jet plane for Denver today at about 4:30 in the afternoon.  Don’t worry, I know when I’ll be back again.  I’ll be back on Monday afternoon.  Why am I going to Denver, you might ask?  For one, we have the weekend off.  Nice.  Secondly, my best friend, James, lives down there and we rarely get to hang out.  Thirdly, my ticket was outrageously inexpensive; so much so that it would have been stupid of me NOT to buy one.  Fourthly, Sunday is my 24th birthday, and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate it than with my head in a toilet somewhere in downtown Denver.

Have any of you partied in downtown Denver?  If so, where did you go and would you recommend that I go there myself?

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Lunch at Pita Pit

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I’m going to go to Pita Pit for lunch today.  Yummy yum yum.  I don’t know what kind I’m going to get, but you can bet your ass it won’t have onions on it.  I hate onions.  I usually get the chicken caesar, but I’m up for something new.  Any suggestions?

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The Academy Is

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…retarded.

Nominees for the 81st Annual Academy Awards were announced today, and guess which movie wasn’t nominated for best picture?  Ironically, it was the best picture to come out in 2008–The Dark Knight.  I’m dead serious when I say that the Academy fucked up BIG this time.  Over the past few years,  the Academy has been criticized for being old and somewhat out of touch with what’s relevant.  Whether it’s by choosing movies whose subject matter more suits their needs or by selecting films that are technically better in terms of technique, camera angles, etc., their credibility is shit.

My brother Alex brought up a good point when he and I were talking about his earlier.  He said that they should recognize the movies that define the year 2008 in its entirety; in other words,  they should be the movies that you’d put in a time capsule for 2008.  I know, you can go ahead and use the whole quanity-versus-quality argument when it comes to movies–just because a movie earned a ton of coin doesn’t mean it’s good–but it’s not going to work here.  It was better reviewed than all but a handful of movies that came out this year (one of which being The Wrestler, which was also unjustly snubbed), and the reason people kept seeing it over and over again is because they absolutely loved it.  Because it excited them.  Because it terrified them.  Because Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker invoked a profound emotional response.  That’s what makes a great movie, people.  I don’t care what they say.

It’s just bullshit.  But at least Heath Ledger and Robert Downey, Jr. for his role in Tropic Thunder were both nominated.  That shows that the Academy isn’t that retarded, just mostly.

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Joe the Dumbass pt. Deux

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Joe the Plumber/Dumbass is in the news again, this time expressing his “thoughts” (quotes added because I get myself to honestly refer to his pearls of wisdom as actual thought) about how the media should be banned from reporting on war.  That’s no joke, folks–he seriously thinks that the media should not cover war.  Why?  The answer is simple:  most media outlets do not tell the whole story about a given war, whether that’s by skewing it to appease a certain demographic or by not telling both sides of the story.  Obviously, then, the only solution to eliminating incomplete media coverage concerning a conflict is by not covering anyt fact of the conflict at all.  If we can’t be told both sides of the story, we’re better off not knowing anything about it.  That’s simple dipshit science for you, boys and girls.

Once again, I can’t stand this frakking guy.  Does he not realize that he himself is a creation of the media? With the media, he is a smidge above a nobody; without the media, he’s some angry doucebag plumber from Ohio who simply likes to hear himself talk.  Gah.   He needs to just shut his damn mouth and quit telling professionals how to do their freaking jobs.  First he tells everyone that he’s apalled by McCain, now he’s claiming that he knows more about ethics and integrity in journalism than the reporters who went to college (a foreign concept for Joe the Dipshit) so they can do what they do.  I’m not going to insult your intelligence by further pointing out the idiocy in his claims.  I just hope that his 15 minutes end soon.

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