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Jim Beam Guitar Contest: Final Results

Levi — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:37:05 +0000

The Jim Beam Guitar Photo Contest was a HUGE success. We wanted to build our fan base on Facebook as well as give away one of our Jim Beam acoustic guitars in a creative way that involved all of our fans whether they entered or not. This contest had big entertainment value! Before the contest was announced we had just under 2000 Facebook fans. As of this writing we’re at 3270!

Thank you for taking part in the voting and thanks to all of the entries.

TOP ENTRIES:

OFFICIAL CONTEST PHOTO ALBUM: *VIEW*
TOTAL VOTES: 769
TOTAL ENTRIES: 34
AVG VOTES PER ENTRY:23
MOST VOTES: 136
LEAST VOTES: 1

WINNER!
RYAN ANDRIST: “I Just Can’t Quit You” 136 votes *VIEW*

OUTRAGEOUS AWARD:
DERWIN: “Clintons Tattoo” 73 votes *VIEW*

ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION & CREATIVE SET-UP AWARD:
STEVE GOFF: “Free Ride In A Cop Car” 56 votes *VIEW*
JIM MATULEVICH: “Senior Kegger” 49 votes *VIEW*

VOTER’S FAVE AWARD:
JAYME GREEN: “Pair of Clintons Fans” 63 votes *VIEW*

TAMMY QUITRELL: “Nipples” 60 votes *VIEW*

SEXXXY AWARD:
JONNA DENSON: “Two Chicks Makin’ Out and a Dude Motorboating” 23 votes *VIEW*

Thanks to all other entries! You all did a great job;)

Ladies and Gentlemen, THE BEAMUR!

Josh — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:43:12 +0000

All rise and pay homage……..

This is the rig we’ve been licking our chops for! 10 years in the making, man.

A HUGE thank you to Jim Beam and Beam Global Inc. for the endorsement and the support, as well as our fellas out at SCS Vinyl Works for the BITCHIN’ wrap job! Here’s to paying our dues….ENJOY!

The Beamur.

Pacifico vs. Corona. Is it even a debate?

Josh — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:13:46 +0000

I know I’ve raised this question before, but I believe it has been a year or two. Being that is indeed the 5th of May or Cinco de Mayo to my German peeps, there is sure to be gallons upon gallons of Mexican beer drank today.

We all know that Corona is the brand that has been marketed and shoved down our throats for many years here in the states and for that reason is the most popular. To the people of Mexico, from what I understand, it’s basically goat piss. Cheap, smelly, skunky, goat piss.

On the contrary, I’ve yet to hear anything negative about my personal choice, Pacifico. Which leads me to believe that it’s even a debate….

Corona in a clear bottle which lets more sunlight in and thus, creates more opportunity for the skunk to arrive? Pacifico, which is not a product of America’s media machine, has a brown bottle that does not let in the evil rays of the sun, and is just a better product in general?

Choose wisely……the hangover could prove too powerful.

DISCLAIMER: Listen. It’s beer. I’ll drink either one for that matter. This is just a fun way for me to create drama like the media. I know that there’s gonna be misguided, sans-logic Corona Nazis out there. Great. Good for them.

Loyalty goes a long way……just not when you’re wrong.

SHOCKING NEWS!! Wyclef Smoked Weed for Inspiration.

Josh — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:25:40 +0000

“Wyclef Jean says he used to listen to Enya and smoke weed to be inspired.”

Simply stunning, I know. I for one, cease to believe such rubbish!!!!!

The above quote was taken today from the ASCAP (American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers) Facebook status that has been updated every 30 minutes during this week’s ASCAP EXPO in Hawllywood.

After wiping hot tea off my monitor that I sprayed after complete awe and hysterical gasping, I came to grips with the reality of the sitch. Wyclef Jean, the Haitian singer/songwriter and founding member of the Fugees, USED to puff tough. You know he had some of the best shit too….

Oh by the way guys, I drink beer.