Show Notes: John is sunburned from finishing a triathlon (he didn’t win, but he didn’t lose!), Levi and John discuss how viral “I’ve Got The Clap!” has been, and John spins a song about falling asleep on a hot summer afternoon in the warm summer rain (this song will most likely be on a 5 or 6 song EP by “The Giggles” released in the coming weeks).
Show Notes: Levi chats about fatherhood, John & Levi give a brief history of “The Giggles” and the fellas spin “The Wheels On The Bus” by The Boogers (who are gonna cover “I’ve Got The Clap”).
Show Notes: Josh rehydrates, John & Josh spend two weeks dehydrated in WI and MN, John visits Gorst Valley Hops farm, and Tuesday Nightcap for Bismarck ND are made. (The fellas will have dinner at Hooters before hand.)
Show Notes: John & Josh record this one while driving north on Minnesota State highway 15 on their way to a Monday night gig in Grand Rapids, Minnesota. Levi’s almost a daddy, John eats Josh’s food only because Josh buys it FOR John (or so John says), tape worm theory, and a week full of music & beer awaits.
Show Notes: Levi’s not a daddy (yet, HA!), John spins “I’ve Got The Clap!” ringtone, parents have no clue how to use cell phones in public, and John spins an old low-fi demo of “Down And Blue.”
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Show Notes: John “apologizes” to Chad Kroeger (of Nickelback) on the phone, Levi & John discuss “The Clap” phenomenon, and John spins the original crappy demo of “The Clap.”
Show Notes: The Clintons get sued for writing shitty lyrics, a song is like sex (John tries to make this analogy make sense) and John spins “Curb Appeal” which is a song to Jim Napier in their recent TURF WAR.
Show Notes: On-Star parody, John “puts out” (aka-makes breakfast and does the dishes), Levi announces to the podcast listeners that he’s gonna be a daddy, and John spins a recording from 2001 in Phoenix of “Keehr Beer (Farm Animal edit).”
Show Notes: Levi’s back. The Love Doctor gives post Easter advice, Clintons Summer Camp 2010 is announced for Saturday, August 7th, and John plays Levi his recent cowrite with Dan Hunthausen, “Stoned Outside of Reno.”
Stoned Outside of Reno
I’m outta bullets and I’m low on gas
It’s only just a matter of time
Before they catch up to me and make me pay for the things I’ve done
Dashboard Jesus in the mid-day sun
Melting right before my eyes
Ain’t no good to say a prayer when you’re ripped out of your mind
Chorus:
Stoned outside of Reno in a stolen car
Gotta get somewhere where I can lay low
120 miles per hour & 110 outside
got my eye on the rearview looking for trouble
tryin to keep it on the road with the pedal to the metal
High as a kite
Stoned outside a Reno
Drug dealin lowlife at a poker game
Pulled a Smith & Wesson on me
Said “I know you been cheatin and you ain’t foolin anyone”
But I’s quicker on the draw and two slugs later
Grabbed a duffel full of cash and the keys to his beamer
I walked into town, now I’m leaving on the run
Should’ve gone to vegas where the tourists go
Safe little town, see a topless show
Instead I’m on the run, no bullets in my gun
How the hell could I have known
Show Notes: John tells the story of “That’s One,” then sings it.
THAT’S ONE (written by John McLellan & Dan Violett)
I’m done, I’m done and gone, gone all the way
How I ended up here, I really cannot say
I’ve been, I’ve been through this complacency
These guys always bring out the best and worst in me
Cuz you’re under my time, under my skin
I can’t believe I caught you with him
Caught up in the net, thought that I might get my head together soon
(I need you to let me out, from the little things that you do
I need sometime to get my head together soon)
Of all the dumber things you’ve done, that’s one
We’ve been, we’ve been right here, right here before
I gave you all I had but you’re always wanting more
I know, I know for sure how it all will end
Make these moments mean it, we should not pretend
Stumbled in, about to begin, this stupid shirt of mine’s all wet
And you’re all caught up in a fishing net, and I can bet…
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